Futureworld2525: by gregvanderlaan.com chapter 2... chapter 3... PROLOG: "You are under arrest." said the man. "But, but WHY?" said Pete. "You are an illegal enemy combatant." said the man. "I want a lawyer." said Pete. "No lawyers." said the man. "But what about Miranda?" said Pete. "Miranda is just a singer with fruit in her hat." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ and that was the last anyone had said to Pete... It had been 3 years since then and Pete was in a military prison cell... That gave him plenty of time to fantasize, remember and dream... He wondered, why the government had selected him... could it be that time he was in San Franciso... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pete was humming a song to himself as he walked towards the PG&E offices in San Francisco. It was an old song he wrote in the 1990's. It cheered him greatly that the prophesy had not come true. YET...
"The growth industry of the 90's...
will be subsistance farming...
when Reagan's rubber check bounces...
and global economic collapse...
rears its ugly head...
what will you do for food ?
CHORUS: LETS EAT RATS FOR LUNCH...
OOOh, The winter gets cold...
when the arabs turn off the oil...
Your BMW will make a lovely planter...
growing beets in bucket seats...
open the sun roof wide...
scrounging in the city dump...
I seem to have lost my pride...
CHORUS:LET'S EAT RATS FOR LUNCH...
His friend "Sally" and he entered the office building and pushed the elevator for the top floor. As they ascended the corporate monument he checked his weapons. Simple, yet effective. All he caried with him was a sandwich and two bottles of "soda pop". The first had an astonishlingly foul smelling but harmless chemical in it and the second was just water.
When his organization, PIFOG*, planned the hostage "situation" they assumed that there would be guards and metal detectors in the corporate offices. Since he carried no metal, Pete had encountered no resistance. The plan was to dump the first bottle inside the lobby and just tell everyone there that the second was poison. Really, really, really BAD poison... Like, WMD-STRENGTH disaster type poison... OOH, you KNOW that's nasty! The psychological effect of the stench would make the office workers believe that the second bottle would kill them and they would comply...
The eco-terrorists demands were simple...
All PG&E had to do was return the $10,000,000,000 that had been stolen from the State of California and the office workers could live.
Of course, it was not as simple as that. There had to be televised press conferences with Gov. Gray Davis and the CEO from PG&E. The payments had to be transmitted and verified by Pete's friends "Susan" and "Billy". They were invading the Bank of AmeriKKKa's office at the same time as Pete and Sally.
The four of them had met at a brainwashing sex-cult years before. They formed a band to get their message across to the public but years of total obscurity and preaching to the choir had brought them to this crossroad. Billy was the keyboard player and Susan quoted poetry. Pete played guitar and Sally was the drummer. Their song "television is a mirror" was a hit in the Avant=Garde scene but totally ignored by the rest of the planet...
Television is a mirror...
with a feedback loop... loop, loop...
Television is a mirror...
with a feedback loop... loop, loop...
Everyone watches and is programmed to be...
what they see... WHEE!
What is the strange attraction of Miss White?
The available caucasian...
Our gang of fools entered the office's lobbies and dumped their foul smelling liquids. They made their speeches and demanded action. The office workers were not easily fooled... "That second bottle is, like, totally fake" said LULU, the lady standing next to the receptionist. "I saw this entire scheme on a TV show, and I'm not fooled a bit... What, do you think we're chumps? We don't get CABLE? GET 'EM COWBOYS!" Within moments, they were surrounded by rent-a-cops and arrested. Their eco-terrorist action was a total failure. As they called their friends for help in raising bail, the police came over and informed them that no-one was pressing any charges because it was all too trivial...They were scolded by the police and had to pay to have the carpets cleaned. They left the police station and wandered downtown in a deep funk.
"We can't even use this experience for subject matter for a song" whined Billy.
It was at that moment that Susan started to make a inspirational speech...
(insert inspirational speech here-get one at inspirationalspeech dot com)... They selected to re-pete their crime with more dead-lee farce... ...to be continued...in another space+time continuuuuuuuuummmmmmm...
They slipped into a neighborhood time machine and set the dial for 1963 and the location of Palo Alto, California. The home of Stanford University and the infamous Menlo Park Veterans Hospital... 
They put a quarter into the coin slot and pushed go.
Then they experienced a disruption of the space=time continuum. as illustrated by these lovely pencil sketches "Pete" did... 
he felt a need to document his adventure... an obsession fuled by his delusions of grandeur... 
since he didn't have a digital video camera available (they had not been invented "yet") he used pencil and paper... 
When they left the machine it was a sunny spring day in the past... The plan was to find the corporate officers of PG&E back when the officers were college students and "have a little chat" about morals. A little psychedelic brainwashing was needed... If our Merry Band of Intrepid Travelers could "correct" the corporate greed philosophy shared by those college students, they would be protected from ENRONOMICS and not be fooled... (see project MKULTRA) They searched the campus until the found the office of Dr. Leo Hollister. the rest is the history... They brainwashed the corporate officers, who dropped out and were last seen traveling North in an old bus. "OOPS" said Pete "That plan didn't work out, they all became poets and moved to Humboldt County" "Plan B" stated Sally...
Pete and Sue and Billy and Sally got MBA's at Stanford and became the leaders of industry. With their clairvoyant advantage they were able to out-compete their classmates because the future was the past for them... They became the corporate leaders of PG&E and were not easily fooled by the criminal behavior of ENRON... Thereby avoiding the staged crisis that was orchestrated in order to elect Arnold - the governator...
The continuing saga of FUTUREWORLD2525...
After our intrepid travelers saved the great state of Kalifornia, they decided that it would be a good time to go on a vacation. See the sights of another time and place. They put another quarter in the time travel machine and set the controls for 1000 years before the birth of Christ... Location: Israel... They were going to find Ezekiel and watch the fire wheels for themselves... Experience HISTORY first hand... And back they went... the years slipped by... 1900, 1800, 1700, 1600...whoosh...zero...
-100, -200, -300...whoosh... -1000... DING ! DING ! DING !
When they stepped out of the machine the first person they met was Tom Baker. He was stepping out of an English telephone booth and mumbling to himself.
"My TARDIS seems to have been reprogrammed by my arch enemy Dr. WHY... 
I was supposed to have landed in England in the 1980s at the BBC studio but here we all are in ancient Israel..."
Susan approached him and said
"Dr. WHO, I presume"
"At your service, my dear"
"Have you seen the Prophet Ezekiel around here ?
"Well, not "recently", let's step inside and do a GOOGLE search for him... 
After searching the inter and the outer net they found that they were very close to their goal. As a matter of fact, all they had to do was walk over the conveniently located bridge that spanned Troubled Water Creek. Unfortunetly, It was being guarded by English Actors in Alien costumes and they would not let them pass... "Thou shalt not pass" said the English Actors.
Suddenly, creepy synthesizer music filled the air...
"Dr.WHO, Dr. WHO, WHAT WILL WE DO?" said Susan
"go to a commercial break?" suggested Tom.
"We can't, you're on Public television"
"I've got it!... PLEDGE DRIVE !"
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They all stepped into the time machine and engaged the PLEDGE DRIVE
(similar to WARP DRIVE but with the additional guilt trip mechanism).
It moved them over Troubled Water Creek and set them down in the middle of a grassy meadow... And there he was... blind...
BLIND! I TELL YOU, TOTALLY BLIND!
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to be continued... to find out the answer to the mystery... HOW DOES HE SEE THE WHEELS OF FIRE IF HE'S BLIND ?
CLICK HERE TO READ THE REST OF THE STORY PIFOG* (People In Favor Of Good) is a totally fake organization... There is evidence that PIFOEvil is alive and running the country... How else do you explain the EvilBush or the riDICKulous Chain-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
When you Spy on the Government, It's a Felony... When they spy on you it's a Patriot Act! 1984... 
Button for sale on my zazzle store... click here | Remember: Don't join any "Make-Believe Vampire/Cannibal" cults... They are dangerous... Pretending to drink blood and pretending to eat flesh... OOH! That's strange... Like the Catholic Church Communion Service... Drinking "the blood" of Christ... Eating "the body" of Christ... Yep, it's a Make-Believe Vampire/Cannibal cult! 1984: a fine novel by George Orwell... 
spy cameras mounted in old town Eureka to keep an eye on the public... 
having trouble with the government reading your mail? learn secret writing... 
the graphic above is a sample of a "rebus" or picture puzzle... the word depicted by the images are easily read and understood by humans but difficult tor a computer program to grasp the concept... in this sample, the phrase is "Impeach Bush" Make sure the file name of the image is something benign... like: my-cute-puppy.jpg or the-kids-at-soccer-practice.jpg 
suppose your keyword was Ronald Dumbsfield... you could use the image above to let your friends know what it was but the government's computers would be fooled! You could use the answer as part of a website url or a password that you want to distribute to your friends but not the evil munchkins. MKULTRA: CIA MIND CONTROL project that escaped the laboratory and got out onto the dance floor! 
Project MKULTRA: CIA/LSD Brainwashing Experiment. 
one of MANY Peace Protests here... 
Earth First! Ecology action in Freshwater, California. This Magic Mushroom Artwork is for sale as a Button on my zazzle giftshop... http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan 
click here to purchase... or simply save the artwork and make your own... all graphics on this website are free for copying. This Los Gatos image is available as a T-Shirt... 
click here to visit my giftshop http://www.zazzle.com/gregvan here is a classic example of disinformation... or Orwell's Newspeak... What happened was that Colin Powell had to make a speech at the United Nations about why all the countries should go to war against Iraq... He gave a speech and the other countries declined to join the USA in the bogus Iraq war... Anyway, after the speech there was a press conference and the normal location was right in front of Pablo Picasso's Guernica Painting... Since Colon Powell did not want to be standing in front of a image of civilians being bombed to death while he was proposing the we bomb civilians ... he had janitors cover the painting with a dropcloth... 
Here is what that press conference would have looked like. Colon Powell advocating death while standing in front of Guernica Painting depicting death. 
Bush did not want photographs of flag draped coffins coming back from the Iraq War to be shown on TV or in the newspaper... He thought it would be bad public relations to show images of coffins, so he made it illegal to film them... Outrage in the press forced him to release pictures when he realized the prohibition of photography was doing more damage than showing the pictures. 
souvineer graphic made by the Department of Justice found on a website that was selling glass pipes... Yes, selling melted silicon dioxide is illegal on the internet. http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/csa/853.htm The link above takes you to the DOJ website Title 21 United States Code Section 853 (e)(1)(A)... It's about the government seizing assets... they steal your stuff if you get convicted of a crime... wow, legalized stealing! 
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LSD BUTTON for sale online! click here to purchase... No, not the illegal chemical, no not a Peyote BUTTON cactus plant... an image printed on a piece of metal to be worn as a fashion statement... The link above might trigger the FBI website reading program... As a human reading the words you can easily grasp the concept of selling decorative art on a button... to be worn on your shirt... however, the FBI has computers reading content and then they "flag" the content for future reading by a human... that's the basic design of the "Carnivore" system or the "Eschalon" system... the programs look for keywords, or phrases to study in depth... 
You might guess the word "Led" after looking at this picture but a computer would not...
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